First of all, Bitch...

flavoracle:

maryranstadler1:
mongolian-ass-eater:
I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright
I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times
This is hypnotic

knfwinthemorning:

insomniparty:

sovietnam:

pukicho:

pukicho:
I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec
back from my insane piss

dragonwolfcrane:

brokentripod:
tellylace46:
kaijuno:
kaijuno:
🤔
other ppl have been sending me images of this all day
they found the culprit and turned their cock back one hour

jammysammys:

jammysammys:
jammysammys:
staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay
literally how the fuck did i forget the clown

ncanspeak:

thatbowserguy:
Literally something out of Scooby Doo
The way she starts screaming again is amazing

mxnrique:

vividraspberry:
mxnrique:
mxnrique:
i woulda survived the movie Carrie because i simply wouldn’t have bullied her.
me eating my prom meal while everybody is getting mass murdered because they couldn’t leave that poor girl alone
Ok, but the thing was she didn’t just kill people that bullied her, she murdered everyone at the prom. Remember what happened to that one teacher that was and helped her? So if you were at the prom you would have died.
no me and carrie see each other so she woulda let me live. rip to yall but i’m different

Anonymous asked:

do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.

pukicho answered:

if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss

your-local-stranger:

And buddy I never go thirsty around here

parksandrex:

Wholesome Rescued Baby Raccoon

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